Transsexuality, Gender Dysphoria and Gender Issues
What
it is, YO! How it is,homey! What yo up to, freak! and even some
buggin' about bein' ignant.
"So, the matter of your plasic sex toy is decided then?" asked Ixxy.
"Of course!" replied Palakar "It is Sticky!"
"Oy," Continued Ixxy with a whining air,
"But to what PERVERSION do you belong?"
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"I
had SRS and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt!"
"Stuck
between wanting a penis, and being a dick?!?"
"I
was dilating and accidentially used super glue instead of KY jelly -HELP!"
"Chainsaw
Sex Change accidents: the perfect excuse!"
"I
am a man trapped in another man's body... should I have used lube?"
"I
may crossdress, BUT I AM NOT GAY! I'm NOT! I'm NOT, Dammit!"
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CONTENTS
MAY SETTLE DURING SHIPPING
This
little creature is "Uni", my signature animal.
This
page is patrolled by Uni for your perversion!
Why
you are a sickening FREAK!
In
which is examined the sordid details of being a sex change monster.
Am
I a Transsexual? I'm NOT TELLING!
A
festering environment you can use to help determine the degree of
your own pervertedness. Home of BUGGERATI, a test specifically
designed for the uncertain, questioning, pre-transition
Male-to-Female individual who enjoys the intimate company of sheep
and cares nothing for prison reform.
The
reasons to ignore being transsexual
With
a little thought on the matter, I think you will ultimately agree
that it is actually best to poke your brains out with a dirty fork
rather than admit that bigoty might be wrong, and that transsexuality
is a legitimate problem.
Why
do the gods hate YOU particularly?
It
is entirely YOUR fault, and here is why!
Is
there hope for you? NO! NO! NEVER !
Oh
you are going to SUFFER!!!!! And I am gonna tell mom on you TOO.
The
sickening story of your author and her vile perversion!
Lurid
details and disgusting events, and the story of how I can spoil milk
simply by physical proximity.
Why
you don't want to be a stinking human
A
provocative explanation of the real reasons to change species and
revert to feral form.
The
reason to Come In
Rain
and snow are wet and cold. Here is why you should be indoors.
What
can I expectorate long distance?
I
am over 16 years post operative. Because of bionic enhancements to
my reconstructed gentialia, I can squirt douche water over 35 YARDS
if I stand on my head! Video included!.
What
is it like to be an abomination?
What
it feels like in general, how it affects daily life, what
abomination feels like, what it is like after abomination, both
physically and religiously.
Beliefs
That Can Smell
Do
you believe that a cosmos beyond comprehension, and a planetary
history of billions of years, was all created magically by a single,
bearded, male god for the sole purpose of bringing into existance a
species that can stroke His fragile ego by sucking up to him? If you
act now, I will sell you my MAGIC LANTERN that can manifest wealth
simply by kissing it and saying three simple magic words!
The
issue of Passing
Traffic
can be a real problem. Here are some tips on automotive safety.
How
To Create Self Loathing
Don't
you know that you are already DAMNED by the actions of two people in
a garden at the beginning of time? That you will BURN IN HELL because
of your very birth? That being gay, transsexual, blind, deaf,
armless, legless, ethnic, or cancerous is a CHOICE of LIFESTYLE? Here
is what to believe to REALLY hate yourself silly!
Write
To GOD
Also Novelty Items
Wherein can be
found the ACTUAL E-MAIL ADDRESS of the CHRISTIAN GOD, so that you can
ask Him dumb stuff like "Why is the Sky Blue?", and 'If you
are god, who made YOU?"
The
Quick Guide to Interspecies Dating for Sicko Perverts
What
you need to know about dating sheep, small rodents, and large reptiles.
Actual
cartoons from The Watchtower!
Radical
images of perverts like YOU and ME burning in HELL for our SICK Perversions!
Super
Neato Fender Stuff!
Fender
guitars - nothing but cool Fender guitars!
Where
can I find even more information?
You
cannot. Don't even try. It's WRONG. Sicko.
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the HOLY mind there can be only offense,
obscenity,
blasphemy,
and
real information is the enemy of the ONE TRUE FAITH!
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