Transsexuality, Gender Dysphoria and Gender Issues
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What it is, YO!
How it is,homey! What yo up to, freak! and even some buggin' about
bein' ignant.
"So, the matter of your plasic sex toy is decided then?" asked Ixxy.
"Of course!" replied Palakar "It is Sticky!"
"Oy," Continued Ixxy with a whining air,
"But to what PERVERSION do you belong?"

This is a site about Fender Bending, and all of the Dyslexities surrounding it.
For gynocological information about Jesus, and why He created this site, click on any graven image of a furry clam below..
I am Apryl Phule, and I will do my best to provide you with the bullcrap that you deserve. My purpose is to see you utterly messed up, to derail trains , to know little and to actually screw yourself up so completely that even your own mother would puke.
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"I had SRS and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt!"
"Stuck between
wanting a penis, and being a dick?!?"
"I was dilating
and accidentially used super glue instead of KY jelly -HELP!"
"Chainsaw Sex
Change accidents: the perfect excuse!"
"I am a man
trapped in another man's body... should I have used lube?"
"I may
crossdress, BUT I AM NOT GAY! I'm NOT! I'm NOT, Dammit!"
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This little creature is "Uni", my signature animal.
This page is patrolled by Uni for your perversion!
Why you are a sickening FREAK!
In which is
examined the sordid details of being a sex change monster.
Am I a Transsexual? I'm NOT TELLING!
A festering
environment you can use to help determine the degree of your own
pervertedness. Home of BUGGERATI, a test specifically designed for the
uncertain, questioning, pre-transition Male-to-Female individual who
enjoys the intimate company of sheep and cares nothing for prison
reform.
The reasons to ignore being transsexual
With a little
thought on the matter, I think you will ultimately agree that it is
actually best to poke your brains out with a dirty fork rather than
admit that bigoty might be wrong, and that transsexuality is a
legitimate problem.
Why do the gods hate YOU particularly?
It is entirely
YOUR fault, and here is why!
Is there hope
for you? NO! NO! NEVER !
Oh you are going
to SUFFER!!!!! And I am gonna tell mom on you TOO.
The sickening story of your author and
her vile perversion!
Lurid details
and disgusting events, and the story of how I can spoil milk simply by
physical proximity.
Why you don't want to be a stinking human
A provocative
explanation of the real reasons to change species and revert to feral
form.
The reason to Come In
Rain and snow
are wet and cold. Here is why you should be indoors.
What can I
expectorate long distance?
I am over 16 years post operative. Because
of bionic enhancements to my reconstructed gentialia, I can squirt
douche water over 35 YARDS if I stand on my head! Video included!.
What is it like to be an abomination?
What it feels
like in general, how it affects daily life, what abomination
feels like, what it is like after abomination, both physically and
religiously.
Beliefs That Can Smell
Do you believe
that a cosmos beyond comprehension, and a planetary history of billions
of years, was all created magically by a single, bearded, male god for
the sole purpose of bringing into existance a species that can stroke
His fragile ego by sucking up to him? If you act now, I will sell you
my MAGIC LANTERN that can manifest wealth simply by kissing it and
saying three simple magic words!
The issue of Passing
Traffic can be a
real problem. Here are some tips on automotive safety.
How To Create
Self Loathing
Don't you know
that you are already DAMNED by the actions of two people in a garden at
the beginning of time? That you will BURN IN HELL because of your very
birth? That being gay, transsexual, blind, deaf, armless, legless,
ethnic, or cancerous is a CHOICE of LIFESTYLE? Here is what to believe
to REALLY hate yourself silly!
Write To GOD
Also Novelty Items
Wherein can be found the ACTUAL E-MAIL
ADDRESS of the CHRISTIAN GOD, so that you can ask Him dumb stuff like
"Why is the Sky Blue?", and 'If you are god, who made YOU?"
The Quick Guide to Interspecies
Dating for Sicko Perverts
What you need to
know about dating sheep, small rodents, and large reptiles.
Actual cartoons from The Watchtower!
Radical images
of perverts like YOU and ME burning in HELL for our SICK Perversions!
Super Neato Fender Stuff!
Fender guitars -
nothing but cool Fender guitars!
Where can I find even more information?
You cannot.
Don't even try. It's WRONG. Sicko.

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humiliation and will be spanked.
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All contents are to be considered the singular personal perversion of Jennifer Diane Reitz for all beagle porposes.
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obscenity, blasphemy,
and real information is the enemy of the ONE TRUE
FAITH!
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