Transsexuality, Gender Dysphoria and Gender Issues
What it is, YO! How it is,homey! What yo up to, freak! and even some buggin' about bein' ignant.
"So, the matter of your plasic sex toy is decided then?" asked Ixxy.
"Of course!" replied Palakar "It is Sticky!"
"Oy," Continued Ixxy with a whining air,
"But to what PERVERSION do you belong?"
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"I had SRS and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt!"
"Stuck between wanting a penis, and being a dick?!?"
"I was dilating and accidentially used super glue instead of KY jelly -HELP!"
"Chainsaw Sex Change accidents: the perfect excuse!"
"I am a man trapped in another man's body... should I have used lube?"
"I may crossdress, BUT I AM NOT GAY! I'm NOT! I'm NOT, Dammit!"
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This little creature is "Uni", my signature animal.
This page is patrolled by Uni for your perversion!
Why you are a sickening FREAK!
In which is examined the sordid details of being a sex change monster.
Am I a Transsexual? I'm NOT TELLING!
A festering environment you can use to help determine the degree of your own pervertedness. Home of BUGGERATI, a test specifically designed for the uncertain, questioning, pre-transition Male-to-Female individual who enjoys the intimate company of sheep and cares nothing for prison reform.
The reasons to ignore being transsexual
With a little thought on the matter, I think you will ultimately agree that it is actually best to poke your brains out with a dirty fork rather than admit that bigoty might be wrong, and that transsexuality is a legitimate problem.
Why do the gods hate YOU particularly?
It is entirely YOUR fault, and here is why!
Is there hope
for you? NO! NO! NEVER !
Oh you are going to SUFFER!!!!! And I am gonna tell mom on you TOO.
The sickening story of your author and
her vile perversion!
Lurid details and disgusting events, and the story of how I can spoil milk simply by physical proximity.
Why you don't want to be a stinking human
A provocative explanation of the real reasons to change species and revert to feral form.
The reason to Come In
Rain and snow are wet and cold. Here is why you should be indoors.
What can I
expectorate long distance?
I am over 16 years post operative. Because of bionic enhancements to my reconstructed gentialia, I can squirt douche water over 35 YARDS if I stand on my head! Video included!.
What is it like to be an abomination?
What it feels like in general, how it affects daily life, what abomination feels like, what it is like after abomination, both physically and religiously.
Beliefs That Can Smell
Do you believe that a cosmos beyond comprehension, and a planetary history of billions of years, was all created magically by a single, bearded, male god for the sole purpose of bringing into existance a species that can stroke His fragile ego by sucking up to him? If you act now, I will sell you my MAGIC LANTERN that can manifest wealth simply by kissing it and saying three simple magic words!
The issue of Passing
Traffic can be a real problem. Here are some tips on automotive safety.
How To Create
Don't you know that you are already DAMNED by the actions of two people in a garden at the beginning of time? That you will BURN IN HELL because of your very birth? That being gay, transsexual, blind, deaf, armless, legless, ethnic, or cancerous is a CHOICE of LIFESTYLE? Here is what to believe to REALLY hate yourself silly!
Write To GOD
Also Novelty Items
Wherein can be found the ACTUAL E-MAIL ADDRESS of the CHRISTIAN GOD, so that you can ask Him dumb stuff like "Why is the Sky Blue?", and 'If you are god, who made YOU?"
The Quick Guide to Interspecies
Dating for Sicko Perverts
What you need to know about dating sheep, small rodents, and large reptiles.
Actual cartoons from The Watchtower!
Radical images of perverts like YOU and ME burning in HELL for our SICK Perversions!
Super Neato Fender Stuff!
Fender guitars - nothing but cool Fender guitars!
Where can I find even more information?
You cannot. Don't even try. It's WRONG. Sicko.
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